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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Doesn't the US have Bigger Problems than Hair Dryers and the Dangers of Milk

Just last week, the Department of Homeland Security proudly announced that federal agents had stopped 13,000 “dangerous hair dryers” at the border. The department issued a press release to highlight this daring, successful mission and to remind us how lucky we are to have such diligent protection of our sacred borders....That’s right, 11 million illegals streaming over the Mexican border and what is our federal government hellbent after? Faulty hair dryers. And they’re even patting themselves on the back for it....Also last week, cafeteria Nazis in North Carolina swooped in and saved at least two preschoolers from certain death.....Rifling through suspicious lunchboxes containing homemade materials such as sandwiches, the Nazis discovered at least two mothers who were — either intentionally or in their rank ignorance — attempting to poison their children with turkey and cheese, bananas and apple juice....The agents — in accordance with federal USDA guidelines — wrestled these illicit lunches from the preschoolers and replaced them with healthful, federally approved “cafeteria nuggets.”






Read more here: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/feb/21/hurt-federal-war-on-hair-dryers-fresh-milk/

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