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Monday, April 13, 2009

Patrick Muldoon's New Campaign Photo

Posted by MAXIMUS

Taking a break from the campaign trail, Patrick Muldoon is pictured above readying himself for the upcoming Virginia GOP convention where he plans on seeking the nomination for Lt. Governor.

Based on the new campaign photo, several inquiries were made about the premature greying of Muldoon's coat. In response, campaign spokesperson Dian Fossey (author of Gorillas in the Mist) said that focus group testing revealed that when Muldoon shows his natural hue, he projects a sense of gravitas, experience, and intellect onto his campaign. Fossey forthrightly acknowledged that until today, these elements seemed to be missing from her candidate.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought this was the picture of his 5th District coordinator Tim Boyer.

ccMinimus said...

Anon 9:05 -- well, it's not, but here is one of both the Boyer brothers in action: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Mantelpavian_junge_2_db.jpg/450px-Mantelpavian_junge_2_db.jpg