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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Is 4th District Democratic Candidate Andrea Miller SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?

Posted by MAXIMUS

I think not. A few months ago, your beloved MAXIMUS put the smack down on (MS.) Andrea Miller for stating on her website that the village of Bon Air is in the 4th District when in fact its in the 7th District portion of Chesterfield County. She doesn't know her own District folks. It now gets better....

Stupid is as stupid does--Forest Gump Miller is at it again. Her campaign website lists that she will be at the annual Chicken Festival tomorrow in [sic] Crew, VA. The problem? You spell Crewe with an E, not just Crew. Link to Andrea Miller's website snafu here: http://andreamiller.us/index.php?option=com_events&task=view_detail&agid=26&year=2008&month=06&day=18&Itemid=1

This situation can best be summed up with a hybrid quote from the late Biggy Smalls (aka Big Papa) and Jeff Foxworthy, to wit: "You go call your crew, I'll go call my crew, we can rendez- vous and ask the question, "ANDREA, ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?" Nope. She ain't. Why? Because if you are a real resident of the 4th Congressional District, you (along with thousands of 5th Graders) know how to spell the town of CREWE with an E stuck on the end of it.

Congressman J. Randy Forbes wins re-election by a 3:1 margin. Virginia Democrats are crowing and bragging about running Congressional candidates in all of Virginia's 11 Congressional Districts this year? Keep running Forest Gump Miller, keep running!

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