The 3rd sign of the Apocalypse has Occurred…Gore accepts Nobel Peace Prize

In what is surely the 3rd sign that the End Days has started and the Apocalypse has begun, the UN and former Vice President Gore accepted the Nobel Peace Prize for I think a new category, Tomfoolery, and they excepted with the usual amount of gracefulness by telling us about the grave consequences of are supposedly evil ways. Some interesting quotes: “ It is time to make peace with the planet" and if that wasn’t priceless enough there was this gem "We, the human species, are confronting a planetary emergency - a threat to the survival of our civilization that is gathering ominous and destructive potential even as we gather here," Wow sounds like Gore would be fun at a cocktail party.
Read article her: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20071210/D8TELV2O0.html